DON'T WAKE THE KIDS!

December 2005

 

​My first few holiday mixes contained a high percentage of "cringe-worthy" tracks, and this one's no exception. In fact, just about every number on this CD may be tough to handle without an abundance of inner peace, a fresh pitcher of eggnog or a good pair of earmuffs. There's "The Twelve Days of Christmas" as performed by a drunken bar singer, "Rockin' Disco Santa Claus" by The Sisterhood, Greg Brady's voice-breaking version of "Here Comes Santa Claus," and the most horrific version of "O Holy Night" ever recorded. This compilation also includes classic contributions from Wing, American Idol's William Hung (remember "She Bangs"?) and the incomparable Johnny "Bowtie" Barstow. They don't make 'em like this anymore. Thank God.